"Legen...Wait For It...Dary!"

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"Yeah! I've Got A "Guy" Guy!" -

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"Just...Ok?"

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"A Lie Is A Great Story That Someone Ruined With The Truth!"

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"Actually Doing Things Gets You Fired!"

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"When I'm Sad I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome Instead. True Story!"

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"Have You Met...Me?"

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"You Can Grab Life By The Crack And Lick The Crap Out Of It!"

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"Daddy's Home...And Grandaddy's Home!

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"Ted, The Only Time I Want To Hear You Saying ‘The One’ Is If It’s Followed By The Word ‘Hundredth'."

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