"Legen...Wait For It...Dary!"
"Yeah! I've Got A "Guy" Guy!" -
"Just...Ok?"
"A Lie Is A Great Story That Someone Ruined With The Truth!"
"Actually Doing Things Gets You Fired!"
"When I'm Sad I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome Instead. True Story!"
"Have You Met...Me?"
"You Can Grab Life By The Crack And Lick The Crap Out Of It!"
"Daddy's Home...And Grandaddy's Home!