"Legen...Wait For It...Dary!"

"Yeah! I've Got A "Guy" Guy!" - 


"A Lie Is A Great Story That Someone Ruined With The Truth!"

"Actually Doing Things Gets You Fired!"

"When I'm Sad I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome Instead. True Story!"

"Have You Met...Me?"

"You Can Grab Life By The Crack And Lick The Crap Out Of It!"

"Daddy's Home...And Grandaddy's Home!