"It's A Rough Month When Halloween And PMS Hit At The Same Time."

"Oh, I Get It. Like C-3PO... What Happened To Me?"

"Alright, Howard Wolowitz, Listen Up!"

"I Love Him, But If He's Broken, Let's Not Get A New One."

"Mrs. Cooper? Hey! It's Penny. Yeah, I Think I Broke Your Son."

"You, You Stupid Pop-Tart!"

"What Up, Moonpie?"

"Holy Crap On A Cracker!"

"No One Ever Bought Me Drinks At A Bar Because My Brain Just Popped Out Of My Shirt."