"It's A Rough Month When Halloween And PMS Hit At The Same Time."

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"Oh, I Get It. Like C-3PO... What Happened To Me?"

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"Alright, Howard Wolowitz, Listen Up!"

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"I Love Him, But If He's Broken, Let's Not Get A New One."

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"Mrs. Cooper? Hey! It's Penny. Yeah, I Think I Broke Your Son."

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"You, You Stupid Pop-Tart!"

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"What Up, Moonpie?"

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"Holy Crap On A Cracker!"

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"No One Ever Bought Me Drinks At A Bar Because My Brain Just Popped Out Of My Shirt."

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"I Know There's A 'D' In There, But It Keeps Moving Every Time I Try And Write It."

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