“Never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to hurt you.” 

“I have to disagree. Death is so final, yet life is full of possibilities.” 

“A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.” 

“I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things.” 

“We’ve had vicious kings and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot boy king!” 

“It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” 

“Of course we are. Just because I pay you for your services doesn’t diminish our friendship.” 

“I try to know as many people as I can. You never know which one you’ll need.” 

“Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.”