10 Quotes From Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

1

“Love, it sustains you. It’s like oatmeal.” Raymond Holt

2

“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.” Jake Peralta

3

“You’re under arrest for ruining something perfect!” Rosa Diaz

4

“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.” Rosa Diaz

5

“I’m fine at parties, I just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.” Rosa Diaz

6

“I am way too sleep-deprived to deal with your negativity right now.” Jake Peralta 

7

“I know! A comprehensive set of rules.” Amy Santiago 

8

“I’m gonna go cry in the bathroom, peace out homies” Jake Peralta 

9

“Why do the worst things always happen to the best people?” Gina Linetti

10

I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.” Captain Holt