“Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.” – Jake Peralta, Season Two, “Hostages”

“The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.” – Gina Linetti, Season One, “Charges and Specs”

“A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell.” – Rosa Diaz, Season Six, “A Tale of Two Bandits”

“Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.” – Jake Peralta, practically every episode

“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.” – Gina Linetti, Season Three, “Halloween III”

“I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.” – Captain Holt, Season Two, “Halloween II”

“Great, I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.” – Jake Peralta, Season One, “The Party”

“Captain Wuntch. Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?” – Captain Holt, Season Two, “Chocolate Milk”

“I’m playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I’m hydrated as hell, and I’m listening to Sheryl Crow. I’ve got my own party going on.” – Terry Jeffords, Season Two, “Beach House”